Shaybi: Hello everyone! Today we are going to interview the main villain of Super Paper Mario! Count Bleck!

Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh! Bleck!

Shaybi: Please stop laughing like that. You are acting like Dimentio.

Bleck: Count Bleck does not understand you.

Shaybi: -sigh- Meaning that you are acting like a psychopath. Mimi and Nastasia are better to interview, because they are not psychopaths.

Bleck: I demand you start interviewing Count Bleck! NOW!

Shaybi: Fine then. But first, why are you eating here?

Bleck: What?

Shaybi: Do not try to hide it. I can still see your chocolate bar from here. And it is almost finished too.

Bleck: Well then let Count Bleck finish it! Sheesh! (nom, nom, nom …. cough, cough)

Shaybi: Here is your water. Can we please start now?

Bleck: Yes.

Shaybi: Good. So, why did you think Dimentio backstabbed you in the end?

Bleck: Well I don’t know. Count Bleck thinks that he did it to gain power. What a fool. The next time I see him, Count Bleck will surly have his revenge!

Shaybi: Someone is getting carried away. Okay, next question: What do you think about your minions?

Bleck: Whom will Count Bleck start with?

Shaybi: O'Chunks, of course.

Bleck: Well, Count Bleck hopes he can serve me soup faster!

O’Chunks: ‘EY! Whut do ‘ya think I am? A SOUP BOY?!

Shaybi: Enough is enough. How about Mr. L?

Bleck: A pathetic mustachioed looser! The Green Thunder he says? Well Count Bleck prefers The Green LOOSER!

Koopas: LOOSER!

Luigi: Why you…

Shaybi: No fighting in the studio! Mimi, what about her?

Bleck: Oh! She Is very sweet! But she’s usually a spoiled brat. Count Bleck is sorry for that Mimi.

Mimi: Okay. But let me get this straight. I’M NOT A SPOILED BRAT!

Shaybi: Calm down. Nastasia?

Bleck: She annoys me sometimes, ‘cause she’s always beside me and she scares me sometimes… But she’s my best friend!

Shaybi: Oh! And how about Dimentio?

Bleck: -gets all mad- HE’S A FREEK, A CREEP, A DERANGED PSYCHOPATH!

Shaybi: SIT!

(And he does so)

Shaybi: -pats his head- Good Blecky boy.

Bleck: HEY! STOP THAT! DOES COUNT BLECK LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU?!

Shaybi: No. Well, I’ am all out of questions for you. Audience time! Who will ask first? Seat 20!

Dimentio: Why do you hate me so mush Blecky Boy?

Bleck: 1, You backstabbed me, 2, You are a FREEK, and 3, You tried to KILL me!

Shaybi: Stop it you two. Seat 14!

Merlon: Why do you want to destroy the world?

Bleck: Oh! Simple reason, Count Bleck won’t tell you yet! But read about it in this here gallery. It’s not finished yet, but it will be soon. Right _______?

Shaybi: HEY! JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN BLAB ABOUT IT! THAT DOES IT! I WILL NOW ERASE THE MEMORY EVERYONE HAD WHEN YOU SAID MY REAL NAME!

(She does so)

Repeats the time

Bleck: Oh! Simple reason, Count Bleck won’t tell you yet! But read about it in this here gallery. It’s not finished yet, but it will be soon. Right?

Shaybi: I’m working on it. Seat 50!

Fawful: Can the one that is I have the lovely Mimi now?

Shaybi: Not YOU again! You are acting like that the last time someone interviewed Mimi!

Fawful: Mimi my dear!

Mimi: ACK! GET THIS FREAK SHOW AWAY FROM ME! SHAYBI! DO SOMETHING!

Shaybi: Nimbi force. AHEM! CHARGE!!!!!!!!

Thousands of Nimbi attacked Fawful, but it was completely worthless…

Shaybi: How is that possible? So I guess this freak show will not leave the Overthere I fear. Well then. HEY! FIRE UP ALL THE RUFF PUFF, NOW!

Millions of Ruff Puffs attacked Fawful with lighting, but sill, it was no use…

Shaybi: This foul monster will not give up now will he? Then I had no other choice… I have to use my powers.

Bleck: What?! Don’t you dare use it! You are going to end everyone’s game!

Shaybi: Do not worry yourselves. I had been training and I finally mastered it! Oh wait a second! I will not use my power after all.

Bleck: Good.

Shaybi: Where is Dimentio?

Mimi: He went to the comfort room.

Shaybi: Oh! Instead I’ll just. -opens mouth really wide- DIMENTIO! SOMEONE IS TAKING YOUR PLACE ON MIMI! SOMEONE IS HOUNDING HER!

The Overthere was shaking.

Timpani: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bleck: A nice time for me to have some well time.

He goes to Timpani. What’s he gonna do? Beats me.

Nolrem: What’s going on? An earthquake?

Merlon: It’s not possible. Were on The Overthere.

Shaybi: Those are footsteps.

Mimi: What?

Shaybi: I can say it is an angry footstep. And I can feel that HE is coming towards here.

Dimentio appears with bloody red eyes…

Mimi: DIMENTIO?!

Dimentio drags Fawful out of the studio and beats him up.

Shaybi: Dear me. I can call that some serious pain.

Mimi: Yeah.

Shaybi: Can we continue now?

Audience: No. Who are you going to interview?

Shaybi: Huh? Where is he? –looks at Timpani– Oh!

Mimi: Hey! This isn’t the time for some hugging!

Shaybi: Leave them be Mimi. We should give them a little privacy. Thou do not want to disturb something important. Let us all leave them alone.

Nastasia: What do you mean?!

Shaybi: I am saying that thou should not interfere with love. There art still words left unsaid and deeds left undone

Nastasia: But I love the count…

Shaybi: If thou really love him, thee should let him be happy.

Nastasia: But…

Shaybi: And If thou care about him, you would let him go.

Mimi: You are a really good love teacher!

Shaybi: Does thou want to hear all my known love quotes?

Everyone: Yes!

Shaybi: Well then, thou should check out the next in my gallery.